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"You're stuck fast. But don't worry - in 300,000 years the glacier will drop you into the bay."
"You've been getting toasted with your friends again!"
"Hey ... teenager face!"
"Now watch ol' Shep here move in with the killing stroke."
"A Miss White called - I'm here to spray for dwarves."
"We all can see that you gave the dog a bone. Let's get back to 'Nick Nack Paddy Wack'."
"If only we had something to break that glass with!"
Paul Bunyan, Mailman
"The way I see it, we just sit tight and wait for him to run out of ammo."